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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Stunning Images Reveal The Sun's Surface in Unprecedented Detail - ScienceAlert

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

SpaceX adds 26 satellites to its Starlink constellation with launch from California - Space

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

The Best Time to Take Vitamin D for Maximum Absorption, According to Health Experts - Yahoo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Apple AirPods Pro and AirPods 4 Drop to the Lowest Prices of the Year for Father's Day - IGN

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Milky Way has 50-50 chance of colliding with neighbor galaxy - NewsNation

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

What is quantum entanglement?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to