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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:28

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to